In response to last week’s poll which revealed that a alarming large portion of Republicans hold extremist viewpoints, such as…

* 67 percent of Republicans (and 40 percent of Americans overall) believe that Obama is a socialist. * 57 percent of Republicans (32 percent overall) believe that Obama is a Muslim. * 45 percent of Republicans (25 percent overall) agree with the Birthers in their belief that Obama was “not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president.” * 38 percent of Republicans (20 percent overall) say that Obama is “doing many of the things that Hitler did.” * Scariest of all, 24 percent of Republicans (14 percent overall) say that Obama “may be the Antichrist.”

…the Harris polling organization decided to take a similar look at the misguided views of Democrats and discovered equally disturbing results.

A phone survey, conducted over three days, that sampled 300 self-identified Democrats, proved that Democrats seem to hold EQUALLY drastic and out of the mainstream opinions.

For instance…

88% of Democrats believe John Boehner is an alien from a planet of soulless, self-tanning aliens that can secrete their own hair gel when sexually aroused.

72% of Democrats cannot tell the difference between John Shadegg, Peter King, John Cornyn, and James M. Inhofe, mistakenly believing them all to be the same old, white, fag-hating person.

63% of Democrats are under the impression that asking a paid prostitute to diaper you before having sex is NOT a virtue according to scripture in the bible. (It, of course, IS, cited as a divine practice (valued at 250 denari) in the Book of Trixie, chapter 4, verse 12)

53% of Democrats are unaware that the commandment “Thou Shalt Not Kill” does NOT cover “congressional representatives who voted FOR the ‘H.R. 3962, Affordable Health Care for America Act,’” which is, of course, actually covered under the little known 16th commandment “Thou Shalt Not Let The Uninsured Get A Pap Smear Before Terminal Cervical Cancer Is Discovered.”

48% of Democrats incorrectly identify Hawaii as an American state and not a county on the continent of Africa, close to Kenya.

38% of Democrats do not understand that the Roman empire was brought to its knees when 25 year-olds where allowed to stay on their parent’s heath insurance policies.

22% of Democrats are of the mistaken view that diseases like Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s and Huntington’s are genetic and NOT God’s punishment for allowing people with darker skin to vote and be better dancers.

11% of Democrats are unaware that hanging a noose outside someone’s house is actually a sign of respect, signifying “I love you SO MUCH I want to hug your neck THIS TIGHT.” Additionally yelling “Nigger” is often, in the south, another way of saying “Black is beautiful!”

I hereby call on the media to CITE these disturbing results and give equal time to the anger and misinformation of the out of control, radical left!